From The Everywhere Girl Diaries – a work of fiction
Fourth week of January, year one
Dear Diary,
Yesterday was my first day back at work. I was greeted by a wonderful and totally unexpected surprise. I should have known that something was up when Bert was acting so giddy. I mean Bert is a sweetheart, but he is definitely not prone to giddiness.
I had stopped to talk to him about the fateful night The Pot of Gold Pizza Parlor went up in flames. The whole time we were talking, he just kept grinning and seemed impatient for me to be on my way.
When I got upstairs I found out why. On our door, underneath P Mallard Inc., and in the same burnished gold letters, a new name had been added. Clients coming to 1653 Christmas Point Circle, Suite 556, would find that they were entering the office of P Mallard Inc. & The Everywhere Girl. I was absolutely speechless.

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HI-JENNIFER EVERYONE KNOWS JEN INVITED MIKE MAGEE OVER AT idf’9 & JEN KNOWS MIKE LOVES ROBERT Burns, Whom died at 37, Twice age of Men of Day & Had Reflections On Sorrow. ToDay JD Salinger Died, Whose Catcher Seems Mikes’ Character & So In Memorial & AS Honorarium to Jens Speech Club Enthusiasm. Have Left some Links to JD Root of Catcher:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2MfZ5SS1Is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvl9YT9HmA4&feature=related Men Jump Into River, Like Green days Bathe, Ner To Be Agin’.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5jqDbdbjBU&feature=related Heres Modern Interputation & Expands meaning of Service.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyJzqWUeHAM&feature=related As theme Is Explored Its Potency Increase, here video that been viewed 4 million times(10% as many as cather, thour few ever UnderStood Book), yet Christmas Rose Seeding in Deep Cold of Winter Sprouts to Await Summers Warmth to Grow, Cathcer In the RYE.
Jen Next IDF, Go Visit Lorriane, Where Mike Beds, Lorriane Nymp, Maybe They’d Entertain.
Also: Plans, Saw Your College & CourseWork, Good for LAST SORORITY Shot, TODAY in RUSH, Seek Sorority thats Starting OUT New on Campus & Will Need 25 menbers/pledges by Mid Spring, 25 means 35 As Some As False members hoping to cut newbie Greek out. For ME? For Catsher, for Mike & Goslins’ Speech Club, O.K.?? If NOT, After ONE Year EVERYWHERE Become Insurance AGENT. Requires ONE Year of College Course Work Completion, Merely & Pays Better than Medical Doctor.
Signed:PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART von DRASHEK M.D.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2010/01/30/whitfield.muslim.sorority.cnn?hpt=C2
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